戰場墨菲法則【二】轉！[第2頁/共7頁]

74. No matter which way you have to march， its always uphill.

如果號令能夠被曲解，那它必然會被曲解。

在你利用不平安的頻道公佈之前，仇敵都不會監聽你的無線電頻次。

軍官老是在你犯弊端時呈現。

134. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.

97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on， he will bypass you.

116. If orders can be misunderstood they will be.

138. The more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

不要做第一個，也不要做倒數第一個，更不要誌願乾甚麼事。

135. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy， look behind you.

你夜間的宿營地是你白日行軍累了的處所。

112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

93. The crucial round is a dud.

109. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

任何事情都有一個處理體例，固然凡是是不管用的。

如果你戰役中掉了設備，你的槍彈和手榴彈必然離你最遠，而水壺老是掉在你的腳邊。

你越是感到獵奇的目標就越傷害。

不管你從哪條線路行軍，都是上坡路。

101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

87. Murphy was a grunt.

在新兵練習營，對每一個行動都有同意與反對兩種評判。

106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.