戰場墨菲法則【二】轉！[第3頁/共7頁]

85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

132. Don't ever be the first， don't ever be the last， and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

你有充足彈藥的時候，你百發百中。你缺彈藥的時候，連穀倉那麼大的東西都打不中。

113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem， then it is usually a stupid solution.

不要奉告副排長你無事可做。

107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight， your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away， and your canteen always lands at your feet.

138. The more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

從一小我那邊盜取資訊叫抄襲，從仇敵那邊盜取資訊叫彙集諜報。

如果號令能夠被曲解，那它必然會被曲解。

129. The quartermaster has only two sizes， too large and too small.

128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

如果你籌辦好了一次伏擊，仇敵不會進入你的伏擊圈。

如果一個疆場上的題目隻要一種處理計劃，這必然是個笨拙的計劃。

101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

殲敵數計演算法：三名遊擊隊員加一個能夠再加兩隻豬，本次戰役共斃敵三十七人。

80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want， but they know for certain what they don't want.